The Song List

These are all the songs that are either currently available on Uncle Bonsai, Electric Bonsai Band, or Mel Cooleys recordings, or on upcoming releases. In addition, there are a few songs that are/were performed regularly but, for one reason or another, have not found their way to compact disc or cassette.

All song were written by Andrew Ratshin.*

*Lyrics by Arni Adler
**Lyrics by Arni Adler and Andrew Ratshin

After The Flood The Age of Reason The Airplane: Part Two All The Real Cowboys Are Gone A Lonely Grain of Corn* Angry Young Man Another Fat Song Another Pretty Girl With A Guitar

Bedroom Eyes Big Chihuahua* Big Fish Billboard Love Boys Want Sex In The Morning Buddha Boy But I'm Happy Now ^

Charlie and Me Cheerleaders on Drugs* Chicken Little Chubby, Wanna Sundae?** Comfort Me Creatures Of Habit

Delilah Gets Married The Diaper Song Dog At The Gates Of Hell Dollar In My Pocket Don't Worry Baby Doug And The Family Feast Doug At His Mom's Doug At Home Doug at the Gates of Hell (Epilogue) Doug Engaged Doug Gets Married Doug Goes To Town Doug's Birthday Song Doug's Divorce: Part Two Doug's Divorce: Preamble (Doug and the TV: Part Two) Doug's First Date Doug's First Job Doug's Greatest Christmas Ever Doug's Second Proposal Drunken Paul Revere ^

The Emergence of Political Thought: 1960 - 1990 Enterprising Young Man* Epilogue (Doug at the Gates of Hell)

Family Restaurant** Fat Boys (a love song) Fifteen Minutes of Fame Flesh vs Flesh Folk Song Forty Second Song For David Wilcox

Guardian Angel

Happy Endings (Romeo and Juliet) He Must Have Been A Genius Heartache How Hard Is Love ^

I Am Joe's Eyes I Am My Dad I Awoke In Iowa I Like Girls I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, I'm Trying To Read I Owe You An Apology I Want A Man I'm Not The Girl If A Tree Falls If God Went To My High School If You're An Angel (Dancing On Graves) In It For The Children Iowa Apology Song Isaac's Lament Isn't It Sad

JFK Johnny, It's Downhill From Here Julie Andrews Just One Angel

K-MART The King Of Love ^

Learning to Breathe Leave Me Let's Pretend We Never Met (mp3 too) The Letter Little Skipper Lois Lane* Lounging in the Belly of the Beast Lullaby

Making Fun Of Foreigners Me and Mrs. Middle America Men And Women Midas Touch Mr. Nice** My Radio Song Mother to Mother ^

Needle In The Haystack New Math Nobody Loves You Now That The Children Are Gone

One Hit Wonder One In A Million

Paranoid Ex-Lovers Parcel Post Penis Envy** Politically Correct Precious Mime Primal Urges Puberty Wars ^

Ralph Kramdon* The Reunion Song Romeo and Juliet (Happy Endings) Running With Scissors

Scene of the Crime Send My Body Home Silent Night The Skiing Song Square Deal Still In Love, (We'll Pretend That We're Suffer in the Name of Love Suzy ^

Takin' The Kids To Disney World Thank You For The Money That's My Boy That's What Dreams Are For The Baby's Head The Devil You Know Then God Made Malls This Could Be The One This Is The Way This Is What Love Is For True Believer True Love Twentieth Century Man Two Men

The Voice Of God

Weight of the World Welcome to the New World Wheel Of Death Where's The Milk? Who Does Your Friend Like?* (mp3 too) Why Would I Lie? Womb For Rent* Women With A "Y" (Womyn) ^

You Call That A Hat**

Individual Album Lyric Links

Electric Bonsai Band I Am Joe's Eyes But I'm Happy Now 20 Seconds of Pleasure Lounging in the Belly of the Beast Primal Urges Uncle Bonsai The Inessential Uncle Bonsai Myn Ynd Wymyn Doug Plain Brown Wrapper Apology Sponge Boy (CD Single) Mel Cooleys Live(?) In Seattle Patrice O`Neill Elusive Scott Katz WRONG

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